In my group of friends, the majority of us left over from our misfit group at school, there are only two virgins left. Not all that surprising considering the majority of us are turning 20 this year.
Actually that makes our two friends quite the unicorns for lasting this long!
Both of them have religious reasoning for not wanting to get their mac on, and both are up front and honest about it. But the thing is we have one person, who is kinda unconfirmed.
See, she was out one night with my best friend Anna and I, who are both, uhm, relaxed about the whole thing. I don't remember much about the guy she was dancing with, I was a wee bit drunk and just a little distracted, but story goes that she left with him.
That part's confirmed.
But the rest of her story gets a little iffy.
Because it changes.
At first all she told me was that they went to a church. To which I pissed myself laughing on the walk home and startled a jogger. But then when we spoke to her about it she said that they "Started at a church but it was near a main road so they moved on."
Mkay, fair enough. But we kept asking so she told us they went to a field, like a sports oval. And told us more about the topography of the place than the guy or the act.
After that she told me when we were alone that they were making out at the church and went to go around the back but there was a sensor light, so they left. BUT THEN later when we were at my place she says that there was foreplay at the church. Now I dunno about you guys but I so don't count making out as foreplay! Then she goes on to tell me that they actually "did it" (mind she never says sex or fucked or anything like that, it's always "it") in a childrens playground.
Added to that is the fact that she readily offered this information. After they'd put all their clothes back on, they found out he had lost his phone. So she offered to call it, to try to find it. The guy got all shifty and weird, so she says "Don't worry I'm not doing it to get your number."
And...oh god I feel bad all over just writing this, his response was "Oh thank fucking god!"
Oh thank fucking god.
Whoa.
Even after that she tried to tell us that they "left on good terms" even so far as to get teary eyed when Scoop (Anna's room-mate) and Anna gasped and gave her sympathy. I simply sat on the bed in shock. Literally speechless. "Oh thank fucking god" is NOT, I repeat NOT a good sign! A guy says that and you slap him and walk away, let him find his own fucking phone. Don't laugh it off and tell yourself it doesn't mean anything. We told a guy friend of ours about it and he covered his mouth and said oh shit. So it's not just a female perspective! A guy not wanting you to have his number that badly is so not a good sign, but she refuses to believe it.
What.
The.
Fuck?
So spidey sense is tingling and telling me that my dear little friend probably did not swipe her v-card. Either that or something went horribly wrong and she refuses to tell us.
She thinks that Anna and I are weird for talking about sex and everything we've done, and telling each other (and anyone who asks) pretty much anything. It's the one thing she wont talk about. But seeing as how sex makes up the majority of our discussions (sex and my current lack-there-of, which leads to many a bitch session) she gets a bit left out. Used to be she would joke around about how she was gonna "get her slut on" next time we went out, but these days when the talk turns to sex she gets quieter than a church mouse!
For example the other night, we were out drinking with a large group in our home town. Everyone was home for Easter so we all ended up at the local RSL. Anna, Jake and I started talking about sex. The Girl in Question just starts fiddling with her glass. I mentioned something about fucking outside, but even then she didn't volunteer an opinion.
So right now I'm torn between concern for her and frustation at my curiosity remaining unsatiated. Which sounds mean. But hey, I'm a bitch. I'm moving interstate next week, so there wont be much chance to grill her and find out. Not that grilling works, we tried that drunk on the bus once and she just about broke down. Gah she's so frustrating! You're meant to talk to your friends about this shit!
-deep breath-
Anyway, I'll update when/if I find out more. Which I'm hoping happens sometime this year.
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